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iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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bouquet-of-balls:

sassyiestcasinthegarrison:

lolsomeone-actually:

iguainh:

angrybisexualcesium:

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

i’m laughing

model AND A POLICEMan hm

YES, FRISK ME OFFICER I AM VERY DANGEROUS.

^^^^^^^^^^

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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

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nerdfighterongallifrey:

Hank Green everybody

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accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

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c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

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mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

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chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

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tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

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